About Us
What is The Chimp Chronicles?
The Chimp Chronicles is Banana Republic's most trusted news source. We write satire about politics, society, culture, and the absurdity of life.
The Chimp Chronicles was founded 4 million years ago at the end of the Cenozoic era. A new group of primates evolved in Africa who were able to stand and walk on two legs. Every story is hand-delivered by chimps that can talk, just like in the Planet of the Apes movie. We've been the trusted voice through every major event in our evolutionary history.
If you have any complaints, please take it up with a chimp in a zoo nearby.
Everything we publish is 100% fact-checked by the state.
Links
Adnan Belushi - FOUNDER @adnanbelushi
Substack - Substack
X - @ChimpChronicles
Real News - Not The Chimp
Podcast - Adnan Belushi Podcast
Store - Primordial Ascent
Copyright
Stories are written by our writers whose names are not published under each article. That’s just how satire goes. Images are either licensed, or publicly available, or used under ‘fair use claim’ for purposes of satire.
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